Emerald Sprints Regional Finals » Spin your f’n legs out at the Seattle Goldsprints regional finals. Winner gets to compete at the Goldsprints World Championships later this month at Interbike. Wright Brothers at 7pm.
Future Tense » Zlog’s Future Tense alleycat series begins tonight in Seattle. This is the first of three races through the Fall season followed by a trick sesh, footdown and other fun stuff. Cal Anderson Park at 6:30pm.
Need For Speed » Sprint tournament at Dick Lane Velodrome as a part of the final weekend in the Pro Race Series. Racing starts at 7pm.
Broseph Invitational » All-dude alleycat race for Denver’s Bicycle Film Festival. Performing Arts Center under the dancing people sculpture at 3pm.
Femalley Cat » All-chick alleycat race for Denver’s Bicycle Film Festival. Performing Arts Center under the dancing people sculpture at 3pm.
The Madison » Dick Lane Velodrome’s final event in the Pro Race Series. Expect lots of exciting racing. Afternoon races start at 3pm. Evening races and Madisons start at 6pm.
Porter Alleycat » Checkpoint race in Cardiff, UK. Meet at City Hall at 7pm. You’ll be racing in the dark so bring lights!
River Rat Alleycat II » Alleycat race in Ft Lauderdale from South Florida Fixed. Maguires Hill 16 at 2pm.
Seattle Bicycle Music Festival » A cyclo-centric music festival. Somehow this totally fits in the Northwest. Live music all days long with bike riding between sets. Starts at Bergen Place at 9am. Check the schedule for shows and other locations.
Bike Jumble » NYC’s only bi-annual cycling flea market. At the Old Stone House at Washington Park from 10am to 4pm. Outdoor dance party immediately follows and then…
Bike Shorts » A screening of short films related to the bicycle. At the Old Stone House at 8pm.
Santa Barbara To Santa Monica Race » Sometimes my friend Hernan likes to celebrate his birthday by torturing everyone with some grueling race. It’s going to be fun. Race meets at Cranky’s Bikes in Santa Barbara at 10am and doesn’t end until you reach the cannon at the top of the Santa Monica Pier. Afterparty at Royal/T in Culver City.
1) thou shall not give up without your best fight.
2) thou shall not put everyone to sleep by going slow without a reason.
3) thou shall enjoy a good loss just as much as a good win.
4) your trash talk should be funny!
5) winning with better equipment than your opponent is a humiliation.
6) thou shall strive to do the unexpected and learn new tactics.
7) always congratulate a good opponent (who follows these rules).
8) always thank a good official and good promoter and a good crowd of spectators.
9) your racing will happen on the track.. not on Facebook.
10) to be a sprinter you must SPRINT!!! this is not a fantasy game.
11) thou shall take ALL challengers and accept your fate with no fear of losing.
12) healthy living and hard work are the only methods. drugs and all other secret advantages are for assholes.
13) thou shall train harder, smarter, and longer.
14) thou shall always rest on mondays (and party on sunday night after the race).
5th Floor Sprint Competition » Sprint your little heart out! Meet at the main entrance to the Eurobike 2010 trade show in Germany at 6:30pm.
Emerald Sprints » Goldsprints hitting Bellingham tonight. Part of the Seattle’s regional championship series. Cabin Tavern at 8:30pm.
Friday Night Racing » Hellyer Park Velodrome’s penultimate Friday Night for the season and it’s gonna be hella fast. Free to spectate with free refreshments and snacks. Who could resist that? Racing begins at 7pm.
Movie Mayhem » Los Angeles alleycat race presented by DTLA’s Finest and Trafik to celebrate/kick off/introduce/preface/bring on the world premier screening of To Live & Ride In LA — part of the Bicycle Film Festival. Starts at the Downtown Independent Theater at 6:30pm.
To Live & Ride In LA » Probably the most anticipated movie in the whole BFF program premiering tonight at the Downtown Independent at 9:30pm — and the 9:30pm show is sold out so you might have to wait for the 11:00pm showing. A couple of social rides will be heading to the first screening. From the Westside, meet at LA Brakeless at 5pm. From the Eastside, meet at Orange 20 at 6pm.
Gravel Ride » A chill ride on the low road with Bike Jerks in Minneapolis. Meet at the roundabout at Minnehaha Falls at 5pm.
Iridedromo » Iride Fixed and the Indipendelta music festival present a day of track racing at the Velodromo dei Pini in Porto Viro. Not sure what time this kicks off but it looks pretty rad.
BFF LA Street Party » Tons of fun to wrap up the Bicycle Film Festival. Paragon parking lot in Downtown from 12pm to 7pm.
LAFixed 4yr Anniversary Ride » Los Angeles’ closely-knit community of internet shit-talkers who sometimes ride are dusting off the wheels to celebrate four years of bragging, trolling and lurking. Lulz will be had. Pershing Square at noon.
Bicycle Film Festival - Los Angeles » Already going on since Wednesday night, BFF hits LA in mega style. Of course we come correct with tons of rides, races, parties and other side events along with the screenings. Keep your eyes open and your feet clipped in. You know where to be.
Eurobike » Europe’s massive, epic, radical and awesome bicycle industry trade show. Already happening in Friedrichshafen, Germany.